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postporne 

to postpone something in favor of viewing porn
I'm going to have to postporne lunch - please cum back to my office in 5.
postporne by inlineofire March 11, 2016

relationship postmortem 

the sometimes awkward talk after a break-up or DTR where the parties involved review the cause of death of the relationship.
I am thinking of calling Jake for a relationship postmortem I don't think we can be friends again unless I get some closure.
to put off to a later time due to smoking cannabis.
I was going to sweep up that broken glass half an hour ago, but then Snoop came over and it got potponed until tomorrow.
potponed by oodunkin January 2, 2009
To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse
Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner
Postboner by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013

Poostpone 

To delay relieving the need for taking a dump
Dude! why was your face so red during the meeting earlier?

I had a serious need to drop a huge dooky but was forced to Poostpone until the meeting was over. Feeling much better now.
Poostpone by Ad.Co November 12, 2010

postproverbial 

Newly coined proverb as opposite or extension of a traditional proverb; postproverbials (plural): radical sayings formed with new terms and slangs.
"Where there's a will, there will be many relatives" is a standard postproverbial statement.
postproverbial by remraj February 27, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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