postporne

to postpone something because you are viewing porn

Sorry, I'm going to have to postporne lunch. Cum back in 5.

by inlineofire March 11, 2016

postporne

to postpone something in favor of viewing porn

I'm going to have to postporne lunch - please cum back to my office in 5.

by inlineofire March 11, 2016

relationship postmortem

the sometimes awkward talk after a break-up or DTR where the parties involved review the cause of death of the relationship.

I am thinking of calling Jake for a relationship postmortem I don't think we can be friends again unless I get some closure.

by verbalkenttx August 5, 2011

potponed

to put off to a later time due to smoking cannabis.

I was going to sweep up that broken glass half an hour ago, but then Snoop came over and it got potponed until tomorrow.

by oodunkin January 2, 2009

Postboner

To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse

Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner

by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013

Poostpone

To delay relieving the need for taking a dump

Dude! why was your face so red during the meeting earlier?

I had a serious need to drop a huge dooky but was forced to Poostpone until the meeting was over. Feeling much better now.

by Ad.Co November 12, 2010

postproverbial

Newly coined proverb as opposite or extension of a traditional proverb; postproverbials (plural): radical sayings formed with new terms and slangs.

"Where there's a will, there will be many relatives" is a standard postproverbial statement.

by remraj February 27, 2014