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PorscheMonkey 

Based on the old American slang term 'Porchmonkey', originally held to highlight the segregation-induced laziness of Negros, the adaptation described however highlights and refers to progress made socio-economically by African American people following the rapid shift of the music and fashion industries towards the genre 'hip hop'.
Young Thug: I jumped off the porch and went North

You: THATS A 'PORSCHEMONKEY'!
PorscheMonkey by Porsche.Monkey June 28, 2018
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porsche monkey

An African-American individual who lives beyond his/her means by buying item on credit that he/she cannot afford the payments on.
"Hey dad, Tyrone Watkins just bought a new Bentley!"

"Oh, son, he doesn't OWN it, he's just a porsche monkey"
porsche monkey by dookieross November 10, 2008

porchmonkey 

black people...its ok im bringing back
what do you want you little porchmonkey?
porchmonkey by President Browe January 5, 2011

porchmonkey 

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.
porchmonkey by tony June 26, 2006

porchmonkey 

another more suggestive name for a nigger.
Those damn porchmonkeys wont stop breeding.
porchmonkey by commando November 3, 2003

porchmonkey 

Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.
1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.
porchmonkey by hey August 16, 2008

biscuit lipped porchmonkey 

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out
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