An African-American individual who lives beyond his/her means by buying item on credit that he/she cannot afford the payments on.
"Hey dad, Tyrone Watkins just bought a new Bentley!"

"Oh, son, he doesn't OWN it, he's just a porsche monkey"
by dookieross November 11, 2006
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Did you see that porsche monkey he just rode by in an S-Class Mercedes?
by Brandy You January 4, 2007
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"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also known as a "yuppie"). It derived from the racist term "porch monkey."
Person 1: Look at that porsche monkey! He's driving a porsche!

Person 2: A porsche monkey driving a porsche? No way!
by DLoc1337 August 12, 2008
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"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also called a "yuppy") who is rude and obnoxious.
"Dude, that guy just cut me off!"

"I know, what a porsche monkey!"
by DLoc1337 August 3, 2008
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Any primate with an unyielding appreciation for luxury German automobiles.
Gary's favorite Porsche Monkey is the macaque.
by Give me a high Fife September 7, 2022
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Its when the top of your roof hurts because you drank the revive and you got the revive by throwing lids at autistic Mr Clean
Mr autistic clean fuck me with that lid to fuck the top of my roof to on the molecular scale so I can eat that Porsche Monkey
by thepicklecat September 29, 2018
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