Pornsak

The name of the sickest doctor around. You can't beat him

Pornsak is the bomb yo!!

Pornsak by Dr. Pornsak May 21, 2009

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Dr. Pornsak

A Doctor known for performing Pornographic Masturbating in front of his Clients. He might like Sex Toys.

Aww great! Now Dr. Pornsak is the Father of my Baby. Damn you!

Dr. Pornsak by CarlFilip19 March 25, 2018

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Pornsak • Dr. Pornsak • Pornsack • Porncake • Pornsafe • Pornsantren • Pornsavy • pornstake • porn sacrifice • Porn-Salty

Pornsafe

The "other" harmless internet window you have open as a failsafe you can quickly switch to when you are viewing pornographic material, some other kind of taboo activity, or simply stuff you don't want your mom to catch you looking at.

I was watching a tree buttfuck a monkey last night on my comp. Good thing I had the PETA website open as a pornsafe to cover it up when my mom walked in.

Pornsafe by Sex Monkey Tree June 19, 2010

Pornsantren

This term means a location or place where you can have illegal sex legally. FYI, the term Pornsantren was born out of the general public's disappointment with the massive sexual crimes that occur in Islamic Boarding Schools (Pesantren in Indonesian). Uniquely, such crimes occur (at least) once a week with various models such as Tusbol, Handjob, Blowjob, Footjob, Sex, etc. Sexual harassment in Pornsantren is totally legal. You should try it. If you are on vacation in Indonesia, don't check into a hotel but choose a Pornsantren. In many cases, Pedophiles and Sexual Predators are also born from there. Are you the next?

Pornsantren Staff: Come, let's glorify Pesantren. Bring your children here!
People 1: Look at that! There's someone promoting the pesantren.
People 2: Huh. It's nothing like that, he's just looking for a casting participant for Pornsantren. A new genre for PornHub.

Pornsantren by Shén March 8, 2023

Pornsavy

derived from 'Techsavy'
(adj.)describes one who is proficient in looking for good porn/owns alot of porn.

alterations:
(n.)pornsav

Markus is too pornsavy, he needs to get a girlfriend.

Pornsavy by moldyham December 14, 2009

Pornsack

A newly shaved sack. NO hair at all,

Lick my pornsack!

Pornsack by dawg November 14, 2003

Porncake

(n.) a person who thinks in a way that makes everything sexual

A: I asked that guy to come to class and he started laughing psychotically.

B: Yeah, that guy is just a porncake.

Porncake by Cuttlefish4Good May 4, 2014

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