Pornsack

A newly shaved sack. NO hair at all,

Lick my pornsack!

by dawg November 14, 2003

poonsack

a really fat woman in walmart who looks like she has water balloons in the crotch of her spandex pants.

"RYAN!, look at the big poonsack!" "damn that things big, shes packing!"

by biggg sexxxy July 6, 2009

Pornjacked

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

by dsm1 June 27, 2012

porksack

An affliction that is the scourge of people named Patrick on the internet. The lack of further description only makes it more disturbing.

“I wish I could handle my porksack with both hands”- Patrick

by Chet_Manly007 November 28, 2022

Pornsak

The name of the sickest doctor around. You can't beat him

Pornsak is the bomb yo!!

by Dr. Pornsak May 21, 2009

porn sack

a scrotum that has been shaved clean of all hair and contains large testicles

All girls love a good porn sack.

by Überschwanz April 26, 2007

pornjack

1. To disguise a file as porn in order to get faster distribution on a p2p network.

2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.

I was looking forward to watching asian race queen upskirt videos but got a "secrets of search engine marketing" book instead.

I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.

by mrdog April 8, 2006