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Pornpolar 

When you can't choose which porno to watch and you flip from video to video.
Man I was so pornpolar last night I couldn't choose which video to watch. I felt like a king in a digital harem.
Pornpolar by Jswank April 29, 2015
Words you can keep

pornoplasm 

Awesome porn ads that will occur in the not-so-distant future, as told by Grant Morrison's "The Invisibles."
King Mob loves the "laptop" pornoplasm ad.
pornoplasm by Blow me hard. January 14, 2008

polypolar 

Describes a person who changes personalities multiple times.
Comes from being bipolar , but to the next level.
Guy 1: Alex is sooo polypolar , first she's nice to me and then she hates me!.

Guy 2: Dude she's totally polypolar.
polypolar by polypolarness March 13, 2011

polypolar 

A nickname for Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), otherwise known as Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder (EUPD), a mental illness where a person will experience extreme and fluctuating emotions. Similar to bipolar, but with less clearly defined states.
Cried on the bus home again. That's polypolar for ya.
I feel alone despite having multiple friends. That's polypolar for ya.
My girlfriend left me because she thought I was difficult. That's polypolar for ya.
polypolar by Man McManson June 5, 2017

Pornomargg 

Horny Hentai watcher
Jaron isst Pornomargg sin gött
Pornomargg by Jarons Sugarmommy December 1, 2021

Pornpology

When a porn star apologizes to someone because they hurt their feelings. Porn stars are superior to non porn stars and their porn star status grants them certain privileges and behavioral rights. Despite their superior ways, porn stars have been known, albeit rarely, to make mistakes. The pornographic superhumans commitment to their calling in life can lead them to act before thinking, forgetting that their actions might have a negative impact on a non porn individual or repercussions to society in general. When they realize they have made a mistake they come back to Earth with the rest of us and admit that what they did was wrong. An apology is issued to the non porn individual, peace in the universe is restored and the porn star resumes their naked duties to mankind.
The porn star was sorry for causing world war 3, so she issued a pornpology.
Pornpology by BaconMastert October 3, 2016

Pornpology

When a porn star apologizes for doing something wrong.
They issued a pornpology for ruining his life
Pornpology by BaconMastert October 2, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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