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Pornopretty 

A mediocre looking woman who's attractiveness increases only when she's naked
That girl there is pornopretty
Pornopretty by Slipknot#28 May 11, 2015

punxpert 

someone who is an expert at puns
"wow you are so punny, you are most definitely a punxpert"
punxpert by ganenshay November 6, 2011

Porxperience 

A transcendent pork-based dining experience.
The tempura-fried bacon at Red Cat was an excellent porxperience.
Porxperience by CNoTe820 March 30, 2011

porntertainment 

Watch X-rated material without the intent of masturbation.
Ever since the accident its all porntertainment to me.

pornspectations 

When your partner watches porn and thinks you’ll be able to meet the same expectations as the video in the bedroom.
“We were getting ready to fuck and he tried to pull crazy positions on me from a porn video he watched and called it pornspectations.”
pornspectations by Yannow June 4, 2019

Pornpetch 

Pornpetch is the quiet and can come across stand off-ish but once you break him out of his shell he’s the sweetest, goofiest and most supportive guy around. Hugging him feels like hugging a friendly grizzly bear and smells fantastic all the time. You can call him if you’re in a 911 situation.
Pornpetch always gets orange chicken from Panda Express and shares it with me :)
Pornpetch by Kunmachine November 23, 2021