You wanted to watch some porn and jerk off while crying, desperate for your daily dose of dopamine from wanking to make up for the fact that you have nothing to be happy about, let alone social life or academic results. But in your thirst for porn, you made a fatal mistake and didn't type a full stop, bringing you here.
Just go and watch some porn or some shit like that. I just cantbear to look at you any longer. Go. pornhubcom. LMAO
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.