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You wanted to watch some porn and jerk off while crying, desperate for your daily dose of dopamine from wanking to make up for the fact that you have nothing to be happy about, let alone social life or academic results. But in your thirst for porn, you made a fatal mistake and didn't type a full stop, bringing you here.
Just go and watch some porn or some shit like that. I just cant bear to look at you any longer. Go. pornhubcom. LMAO
by punctuation matters? November 12, 2020

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You wanted to watch some porn and jerk off while crying, desperate for your daily dose of dopamine from wanking to make up for the fact that you have nothing to be happy about, let alone social life or academic results. But in your thirst for porn, you made a fatal mistake and didn't type a full stop, bringing you here.
Just go and watch some porn or some shit like that. I just cant bear to look at you any longer. Go. pornhubcom. LMAO
by punctuation matters? November 12, 2020

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