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You wanted to watch some porn and jerk off while crying, desperate for your daily dose of dopamine from wanking to make up for the fact that you have nothing to be happy about, let alone social life or academic results. But in your thirst for porn, you made a fatal mistake and didn't type a full stop, bringing you here.
Just go and watch some porn or some shit like that. I just cant bear to look at you any longer. Go. pornhubcom. LMAO
by punctuation matters? November 12, 2020
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pornhubcom

You wanted to watch some porn and jerk off while crying, desperate for your daily dose of dopamine from wanking to make up for the fact that you have nothing to be happy about, let alone social life or academic results. But in your thirst for porn, you made a fatal mistake and didn't type a full stop, bringing you here.
Just go and watch some porn or some shit like that. I just cant bear to look at you any longer. Go. pornhubcom. LMAO
by punctuation matters? November 12, 2020
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pornhub.com Vs xvideos

The ultimate battle , only chads use porn hub but neo Nazis use xvideos.
Jake: fuck of dad I'm jerking off to xvideos!
Dad: son you have failed me

Jake:I told you to fuck off. I want to cum
Dad:turn that pussy shit off and watch pornhub.
MUM WALKS IN
Mum:PornHub and xvideos are dog shit

Dad: PornHub is for god's
Jake: Xvideos is for gamers
Mum:I only cum to xhampster.
Dad:we are getting a divorce.

Jake:mum dad can you disown me.
Mum and Dad:yes son.

Pornhub.com Vs xvideos
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pornhub.com

Greatest thing done by mankind. Nothing could be created better, for how it provides all joy to all boys and girls(of most ages(13+)).
Boy: Have you used pornhub.com lately?
Girl: Yes! On a daily equation.
by Johnnykid9322 March 26, 2016
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Pornhub.com

a porn-sharing website for all type of porn. except underage and rape. (dad)
because stuff like that is illegal (dad)
hey what if your favorite website?
pornhub.com
what is that
just look it up
OK
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pornhubworthy

A video that shows someone defeating someone else so decisively, that it can be considered rape, therefore it is worth of being on pornhub.
1: Dude have you seen the match between Brazil and Germany? Brazil got raped so hard.
2: I know, the whole match was pornhubworthy.
by JohnnyGat25 January 30, 2016
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Pornhub.com

Friend: Yo dude, what website you use to do it to?
Me: pornhub.com
by 200 IQ May 28, 2019
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