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Typically say something about your penis size, criticizes your sex life, or is an ad for a sex game. Never click on these ads ever in your life and never give them money. Porn is free, don’t pay for it.
How do these Porn Ads manage to keep accurately guessing the size of my 6mm defeater?
Porn Ad by TicAss December 20, 2021
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Porn Addiction 

You know dam well why you searched this up, just get some help. For the sake of your future.
"I heard that Michael had a porn addiction"

"Well that wont be easy to get out of"
Porn Addiction by YankeeBrim March 26, 2021

porn adventure 

When you search for ages for that one perfect bit of porn saving various videos and pictures along the way, untill your satisfied. This inevitably leads to hours spend trawling through various sites on the internet.
"Don't disturb me, i'm going on a porn adventure!"
porn adventure by G-Fest March 11, 2008

Porn address 

Your alternative web based email address to which your friends send jpgs, mp3s,pdfs, wmvs, wavs and other deemed inappropriate materials that would otherwise be blocked by your employer's email filters.
Unemployed friend: Did you get that hilarious video clip that I sent you?

Employee: Dude, quit sending that shit to my work address. You're gonna get me fired. Send it to my porn address.
Porn address by David Irwin July 27, 2006

Porn Addict 

You.
Porn Addict by stonaaar September 29, 2009

Porn Addict 

Someone obsessed with Porn. Always talks, looks, and downloads porn.
Porn Addict by Christopher Scott September 15, 2003

Porn Addict 

A man who doesn't think he is addicted to porn. However, he loves porn and cannot stop watching it.
Man! My friend Jonathan is a porn addict! He says he is not, but holy he watches the crap out of that porn. He almost broke the internet!
Porn Addict by YaBoi696969 November 26, 2014
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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