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Definitions by buttreygoodness
ponytailing
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The acts performed by a middle-aged
man
in the throes of his
midlife crisis
.
Joel just
bough
a
Miata
. He is ponytailing
pretty
hard.
ponytailing
by
buttreygoodness
August 29, 2005
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