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A normal, non-erect penis that can easily flop around freely. Usually visible on track runners.
"I could totally see Larry's porkhorn flapping around when he went on his morning jog"
Porkhorn by Stephiepoo March 10, 2008
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pornhorn 

the large cock (big as a rhino horn) of a porn film star
In the second scene of the XXX-rated movie, the skank was definitely choking on a pornhorn.
pornhorn by pornhorn55 January 13, 2010

abbey porkorny 

a fatty who is jealous of korean people. she is a whale and is also IN LOVE with ziploc bags in her shirt and sucking man cock
wow did you see tht girl!?! she just pulled an abbey porkorny
abbey porkorny by i_love_whales April 2, 2009

Pornhorneo 

Cue the latest innovation: dual-video porn, which pits two YouTube-style videos head to head, giving each your partial, divided attention.
We’re not kidding: Pornhorneo (NSFW) takes the “adult YouTube” concept pioneered by YouPorn and Pornotube, and puts two videos on the screen, rather than one. This has been done for loftier purposes already - like comparing political policies on HeadtoHead08 - but these days the adult industry isn’t as cutting edge as it used to be, and there are even reports that social networking is now a more popular use of the web. Pornhorneo lets you vote for your favorite, or course, and embed clips elsewhere. The content is user generated and submitted via an upload form, the unnamed founders told us in an email.
Pornhorneo by danny chen September 17, 2007

ethany Porhorny 

Ethany porhorny the simp
ethany Porhorny by Ethany Pohorny August 22, 2022
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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