Porka-Potty

The act of having sexual experiences/intercourse in a porta potty (porta-john, porta-loo, portable toilet, public toilet, etc.). This is usually the result of extreme horniness and having no other place to hook up. This type of sex is gross, smelly, and humid because of the feces in the tank and the lack of ventilation. (verb) (noun)

Example #1:
Boy: Yeah my girlfriend and I were uber horny last night and had nowhere to go to have sex so we just went into the porta potty and porka-pottied.

Example #2:
Girl: I never thought this would happen but my boyfriend and I pulled of a porka-potty.

by yekralem May 23, 2013

Dubai Porta Potty

An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.

Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.

by Altruisticriminal December 25, 2021

Australian Porta Potty

When you punch a kangaroo, shit in the sack, then fuck it.

Ain’t shit to do out here in the Outback. Let’s go watch Steve get an Australian Porta Potty

by JoshBreezy Austrin April 21, 2023

Hot Porta Potty

Taking a shit in someone’s microwave and setting it on hi for ten minutes.

The party was fun until Greg left a hot porta potty and it cleared out the house.

by TheLt January 13, 2018

Porta Potty Thot

The level of thottiness that a hoe reaches when she commits an unholy act in an unconventional place just because the person has any type of clout.

Guy #1: Hey you heard Emily sucked off Brad in a porta potty?
Guy #2: Yeah she’s a big porta potty thot!

by Bay Babe January 23, 2020

Porta-Potty Flower Child

When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.

Porta-Potty Flower Child-When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Brooks was conceived in a Porta-Potty at Woodstock by Hippie Parents.

by DottedWatermelon February 3, 2015

Alabama Porta Potty

The act of removing the toilet from a porta potty and having sex in the toilet water.

Sam and tristan had an alabama porta potty.

by Tyler travis November 26, 2013