Pork Flu

Pork flu: Also known as "We1SoBite1" is a new strain of influenza that traces its origins to Washington DC. Its present mutated form appears to have begun shortly after the omnibus spending bill revealed a severe addiction to pork consumption. Symptoms, which follow within minutes of viewing omnibus spending bills, include shock, fever, nausea, vomiting, and running away screaming to relocate in foreign countries.

Bobo: Hey, what the hell is wrong with Tyler? He was reading the omnibus spending bill online and next thing you know, he's sweating, shaking, throwing up, and mumbling something about moving to the South Pacific. Do you think he's got swine flu?

Yodo: Nah. Just overexposure to earmark spending. It's not swine flu. It's pork flu.

Pork Flu by bethie horton mcjenniejane May 1, 2009

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Pork Scotch Flu

A disgusting nig-nog disease given to many innocent people by Pork Scotch after he brought it back from his holiday to South Africa. "Me no pay for cure mon."

Monk: Pork Scotch gave us that virus because i caught it at yours and he just got back from a nogger country.

Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!

Pork Scotch Flu by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 24, 2009

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pork flute

Cock, dick, prick, schlong, schvantz, putz, etc.

Ms. Giovinetti plays great pork flute!

pork flute by pentozali September 6, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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