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If a porch and gazebo fucked and had a baby it would be this magnificent piece of architecture.
" Bruce and I shared a brew on the porchio the other evening, and it was swell"
Porchio by goomba101 December 29, 2021
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Porchia is very creative
porchia by Stylistpj March 13, 2017
1. Smoking weed on the porch or balcony.
2. The weed that you smoke on the porch.
"Hey man, are ya'll porchin tonight?"

"Yo, let's go smoke a bowl of porch."

weed, pot, marijuana, bud, joint, hash
porchin by ziggybig November 4, 2009
Noun.

Short for porch negro...a black person who loves massa and furthering the agenda of white supremacy. See also: Candace Owens
Someone ask that porchie Klandace Owens if all lives mattered why only black lives are being taken without consequence.
Porchie by Kimosabi the Wise June 23, 2020

Office Porching 

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama
hey guys we should go office porching right now
Office Porching by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022

porchin' it

When you and your friends go to a friends house and sit on their front porch and smoke endless amounts of marijuana
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Steven:Hey dude what are you doin?
Ryan: Not much man just porchin' it.
Steven:Ah hell yeah? ill be there in a minute
Michael:im comin to nigga!
porchin' it by Steven O... September 12, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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