Porble 

Porbles are the creatures that inhabit the Portal Fantasy universe. They range from small critters scurrying amongst the woodland, to elegant creatures soaring above the mountain-tops, to ferocious beasts inhabiting harsh fire-torn lands.

Kal: Quick! Capture that Porble!

Porble by WeebletonWombleton November 22, 2022

porble 

GalaxyFeline's favorite word, which has no specific definition. Everyone think it just means "purple", but to her it has deeper meaning.

Blue: isn't porble just a wacky way of saying purple?
Galaxy: NO ITS PORBLE

porble by frogdoggo April 4, 2019

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! 

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.

You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023

Porbean 

Porbean is when you're beanless and poor.

"You heard from that dude? He looks sad."
"Yeah, I guess you could say he's porbean."

Porbean by dankeme March 21, 2017

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene

Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater

Scunthorpe problem by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008

champagne problem 

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.

Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.

champagne problem by sfcityboy November 22, 2011

Purble Place 

The most magical thing that existed when you were 6 years old. If you never played it then you were considered to not have a soul and you missed out.

Person 1: What's Purble Place?
Person 2: I-....heaven. It's heaven. Good day, sir. >:C

Purble Place by Crackhead Jerry January 11, 2019