Poplister 

A person who creates lists of popular items to be later shared and shopped with friends.

You always have the best gift ideas; you're such a Poplister.

Poplister by OG_Poplister April 16, 2023

Ball-Sac Polisher 

“Ball-Sac Polisher” (or “BSP”) is both a noun and verb: it refers to a man who worships a scratch golfer or blue-blood regardless of his character; as well as his actions. The BSP will seek the opinion of the most clueless scratch player or blue-blood over that of an imminent authority on any subject at all including engineering, science, medicine and astrophysics; he will buy unlimited drink and food for a scratch player or blue-blood in return for no more than an acknowledgement of existence, smile, nod or look of approval, without any expectation or possibility of reciprocation. A BSP is akin to a lapdog, sidekick, chump or loser.

BSP is a term of art coined in the 1990’s by a doctor in Troy, NY, who noticed that many newly admitted public employment and other working class members to the city’s country club (admitted when the economy caused the once exclusive country club to essentially be a quasi-public course) would do anything just to obtain the slightest acknowledgment or glance of approval from a scratch player or long-standing blue-blood member. Scratch players and blue-bloods at The CC of Troy have accepted the adoration and offerings of the BSP so eagerly that their symbiotic relationship has established the prevalent culture at that club, and a precedent for many others, which exists to this day.

"Johnny is such a ball-sac polisher."

"Here comes Phil, followed by his entourage of obsequious BSPs."

"John wouldn't be such a bad guy if he wasn't always ball-sac polishing that untalented hack.

Ball-Sac Polisher by Hip Eponymous January 14, 2015

Pipmister 

Someone who eats pills for breakfast; Especially horney pills.

person 1 : 'I had shit loads of horney pills for breakfast this morning, I'm gonna be horney all day now!'
person 2 : 'I didn't know you were a pipmister!'

Pipmister by spinklewinkle March 20, 2009

Knob Polisher 

A Knob Polisher is someone who sucks a dick until it's cleaned and shined!

She isn't just a cock sucker! She's a Knob polisher!

Knob Polisher by Overdrive December 28, 2005

Politter

Another word to call political campaign signs and flyers that accumulate on lawns and street corners during an election year.

Person 1: Wow man, you don't look too happy. What's the matter?

Person 2: I woke up this morning and there was a bunch of politter on my lawn. I don't need someone telling me how I should vote by putting signs in my frame of vision.

Politter by J. Martino March 11, 2009

pole polisher 

Another word for "cocksmoker." Useful when "cocksmoker" no longer suffices, and a new word or words must replace it to keep things fresh.

You can lick my balls you pole-polishing fuck-knuckle.

pole polisher by LeonidasWV September 9, 2005

apple-polisher 

A person who apple-polishes (to pamper and flatter in order to get personal advantage)

"My classmate Sarah is a big apple-polisher"

apple-polisher by Wally elsissy September 5, 2006