Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Pope Slap 

Noun:
A blow or smack to a person's face using one's scrotum/testicles.

Verb:
To smack a person in their face with the scrotum/testicles.
Yo, I pope slapped that nerd to kingdom come!
Pope Slap by Uncle_Dad August 14, 2011

Slap the Pope 

When something is un-worldly good or bad. it makes you wanna inflict bodily harm to the holiest man on earth.
1.damn that burger makes me wanna slap the pope!
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope
Slap the Pope by rfleurent February 16, 2008

Pope-slapped 

To have your energetic or determined plans or ambitions, emphatically shut down by another.
He was hoping to kiss his Tinder date after taking her to dinner, but was "Pope-slapped" instead
Pope-slapped by SirAlfius January 22, 2020

slapping the Pope 

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.
The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

popeslap 

1. A sudden understanding by a member of the Catholic Church about the inherent nature of consent

2. When Popes attack, slapping the hands of unruly Christians who are outta line
1. ‘Cardinal George Pell went to jail for paedophilia and Tony Abbott looked popeslapped’

2. ‘He popeslapped that woman in the crowd like she was a red headed stepchild’
popeslap by FranktheAssistanceDog January 1, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
Load more