Pope-slap

when you're the Pope and someone is an idiot and you slap the bitch

'she was gonna eat my fries, so I pope-slapped the bitch.'
'Ahh man, I was so wasted last night I felt pope slapped'

by Luuuc January 2, 2020

Pope Slap

Noun:
A blow or smack to a person's face using one's scrotum/testicles.

Verb:
To smack a person in their face with the scrotum/testicles.

Yo, I pope slapped that nerd to kingdom come!

by Uncle_Dad August 14, 2011

Slap the Pope

When something is un-worldly good or bad. it makes you wanna inflict bodily harm to the holiest man on earth.

1.damn that burger makes me wanna slap the pope!
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope

by rfleurent February 16, 2008

Pope-slapped

To have your energetic or determined plans or ambitions, emphatically shut down by another.

He was hoping to kiss his Tinder date after taking her to dinner, but was "Pope-slapped" instead

by SirAlfius January 22, 2020

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

popeslap

1. A sudden understanding by a member of the Catholic Church about the inherent nature of consent

2. When Popes attack, slapping the hands of unruly Christians who are outta line

1. ‘Cardinal George Pell went to jail for paedophilia and Tony Abbott looked popeslapped’

2. ‘He popeslapped that woman in the crowd like she was a red headed stepchild’

by FranktheAssistanceDog January 1, 2020