An awesome guy that rides aroud in a Pope mobile because he got shot. He actually went to prison and personally forgave the guy that shot him. Thats love.
An elderly unmarried white dude that walks around with a hat and a robe for his own pleasure, and then tells you being gay is wrong.
Person #1: The Pope just said that a 30-year-old unmarried long-haired bearded carpenter loves me.
Person #2: Jesus christ!
Person #1: Yeah, that's the one.