15 definitions by King Kong

TSU

A po-dunk college in Alabama

I went to TSU, and didn't get an education, but I do have this weird itch.

by King Kong December 16, 2003

southernism

Any phrase or changing of a word or object in the southern USA.

Ain't is a southernism or "Is not" or "isn't."

by King Kong December 21, 2003

spladge

Cunt gunge emmitted at high velocity

S Hetherton spladged all over the walls

by King Kong December 2, 2004

Suck Button

The button that the sound guy pushes when the band pisses him off. See also Suck knob.

singer: Dude, I have to be louder than the other guys...I have bigger hair
Sound guy: Shut the hell up (pushes suck button)

by King Kong December 15, 2003

Suck Knob

The knob that the sound guy thrns when the band pisses him off. see also suck button.

Band guy: "Dude, My Cowbell is more important than the lead guitar, it needs to be louder"

Sound Guy: "Fuck you, asshole"...then turns the suck knob to 11.

by King Kong December 15, 2003

nob rash

moron, idiot

you fucking nob rash

by King Kong July 6, 2003

nantucket surprise

The act of pulling out of vaginal intercourse and engaging in imprumptu and brief anal intercourse and yelling "Surprise!!!"

Tom was getting it on with sue when he suddenly pulled out, shoved it in her a$$ and yelled "Surprise!!!" He never saw sue again.

by King Kong June 18, 2003