Pootwad

When you pass gas and it feels like there might be a turd in your pants too.

I might need to change my pants because I just pootwad.

by Billeh6913 August 19, 2009

poontwaddle

An area that is usually , wet , warm , and tight like a waterslide in the summer

Baby girl , I’m trynna spoonwaddle your poontwaddle .

by RaephTimons January 29, 2019

pootwat

a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.

... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!

by the jewelhammer December 6, 2006

pootwa

vagina, pussy, good looking woman, woman who is dtf

Hey did you see Beyonce last night? She's a fine lookin piece of pootwa!

by snodrodicus April 25, 2011

PooWad

PooWad:Noun: A large steaming pile of compressed faeces. Often found in homeless people's pants after taking a bus ride. Conspicous by its bad odour and bulge in the back of the pants. People suffering a poowad often seem blissfully unaware of its existance.

Poowad: Adjective: A person who is very annoying, like a fowl stench.

Usage example:

Adjective: I met this poowad called Roofus in Brisabane.
Noun: I believe sir has a poowad in his pants

by Corky McRoofus March 19, 2008

poowad

-an asshole of a person.

-somone ugly enough to be mistaken for a five foot eightish lump of shit.

-a big lump of poo. see dingleberry.

"you fucking poowad!"
"wow, shes a real poowad."
"i cant get this goddam poowad outa my ass hair."

by JWAYNE December 28, 2005

Poodwaddle

Poodwaddle (pood-wod-l) Poodwaddle is an interjection to sound smart when you don't have a clue what to say.

This wine has a certain... um... poodwaddle quality.

by The Original Poodwaddle.com August 11, 2010