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Poospoos 

When your girlfriend fucks your 14 year old grandma's 83 year old dog, so to make up for it you fuck her mom who secretly happens to be James Bond on a mission to secure your penis but you guys end up having really passionate sex because your penis has the length and width of 8.5x11 inch copying paper and the sex ends with the credits of Missiom Impossible.
I went to the strip club and poospoosed your 12 year old cockroach.
Poospoos by Endarkened Specimen March 10, 2019
A diarrhea-like condition experienced by pets that eat people-food.
Don't feed my cat that, she's gonna get the poopoos!

Koshka! Stop eating that or you're gonna get the poopoos!

Fine. Eat it. But you better not get the poopoos, cuz I'm not cleaning it up.

Poos poos 

Poos poos by Mlforcer December 7, 2014

poopooscadoo

a word said when you are either
A. having fun and are slightly antisocial.
B. pooing while sliding, or water sliding.

A word most used by stoners or hippies that refers too a good time or a unhappy occasion
that was totally poopooscadoo

oh what the poopooscadoo was that.

i went poopooscadooing this morning and left a trail.
poopooscadoo by Snoz July 7, 2008

poosplosion 

when your holding in a poo for soo long and it just lets go all at once and theres poo everywhere
or when you let your poo go as your running thus going everywhere
holy crap that poosplosion was soo bigg it went into the next stall
poosplosion by scruffemsthehobo October 5, 2007

poopoosexual

a person that likes poopoo or eating poopoo usually a dutch gnome
me: sees a dutch gnome
me to my friend: dude that gnome is a fucking poopoosexual
poopoosexual by Kweazle April 7, 2020

PoopooShart 

It can be used in a “Oml I’m shitting my organs out” way but it can also be an insult or a kind word it’s even a language!
“God your such a poopooshart”
PoopooShart by PeepeePiss god/Mars. November 18, 2021
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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