When your girlfriend fucks your 14 year old grandma's 83 year old dog, so to make up for it you fuck her mom who secretly happens to be James Bond on a mission to secure your penis but you guys end up having really passionate sex because your penis has the length and width of 8.5x11 inch copying paper and the sex ends with the credits of Missiom Impossible.
by Endarkened Specimen March 10, 2019