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Poospoos 

When your girlfriend fucks your 14 year old grandma's 83 year old dog, so to make up for it you fuck her mom who secretly happens to be James Bond on a mission to secure your penis but you guys end up having really passionate sex because your penis has the length and width of 8.5x11 inch copying paper and the sex ends with the credits of Missiom Impossible.
I went to the strip club and poospoosed your 12 year old cockroach.
Poospoos by Endarkened Specimen March 10, 2019
A diarrhea-like condition experienced by pets that eat people-food.
Don't feed my cat that, she's gonna get the poopoos!

Koshka! Stop eating that or you're gonna get the poopoos!

Fine. Eat it. But you better not get the poopoos, cuz I'm not cleaning it up.

Poos poos 

go get the poos poos
Poos poos by Mlforcer December 7, 2014

poopooscadoo

a word said when you are either
A. having fun and are slightly antisocial.
B. pooing while sliding, or water sliding.

A word most used by stoners or hippies that refers too a good time or a unhappy occasion
that was totally poopooscadoo

oh what the poopooscadoo was that.

i went poopooscadooing this morning and left a trail.
poopooscadoo by Snoz July 7, 2008

poosplosion 

when your holding in a poo for soo long and it just lets go all at once and theres poo everywhere
or when you let your poo go as your running thus going everywhere
holy crap that poosplosion was soo bigg it went into the next stall
poosplosion by scruffemsthehobo October 5, 2007

poopoosexual

a person that likes poopoo or eating poopoo usually a dutch gnome
me: sees a dutch gnome
me to my friend: dude that gnome is a fucking poopoosexual
poopoosexual by Kweazle April 7, 2020

PoopooShart 

It can be used in a “Oml I’m shitting my organs out” way but it can also be an insult or a kind word it’s even a language!
God your such a poopooshart”
PoopooShart by PeepeePiss god/Mars. November 18, 2021
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