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When a bitch shits on your dick so you drop a deuce on the floor and begin to dip your balls in it, Then have your partner suck them.
Man 1: Bro last night I gave your mom a pooshit
Man 2: God I hope you die.
pooshit by usrauiurauiyu January 29, 2020
When people say "P", you think of perfect... you think of Peter... you think of pandemonium. but when i think of "P"... I think of Pooshit. Bazinga!
Maybe its because I huff hairspray, maybe its because my dad dropped me as a child, or maybe it is simply because I am more of a man than any of you will ever be. So rejoice for Pooshit, Amen.
"yo broski, hop on the Pooshit dawg"

"OH WOW BRO THATS SO MANLY, I WISH I COULD BE A MAN LIKE YOU"
Pooshit by Xander in a bin August 9, 2023

The Poopshitters 

The Poopshitters are a band of missionaries, on a mission of ridding the world of misfortune and chaos. They are the world's salvation and are divine beings sent from another realm. They are also the epitome of kindness, helping those in need and saving lives, as well as being proficient music artists. The poopshitters are only rivaled by the cumnutters, a group which seeks chaos and destruction. They are by definition perfection
Andrew: Yo, I heard you were a part of The Poopshitters?
Poopshitter: *shits in a sink*
Andrew: *ascends to divinity*
The Poopshitters by Large Fumes February 19, 2021

poopshitter

An individual that shits and accomplishes shitting
I am poopshitter
poopshitter by Jghay March 26, 2020

Poopshitting 

I'll be coming in a minute! i'm still poopshitting.
Poopshitting by mike hawk islarj February 16, 2022

Poopshit 

It’s is when your buthole explodes with poopshit
I just had a poopshit
Poopshit by Bombersboom August 8, 2019
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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