Poopyweiner 

1. The end result of either a triumphant "my girl let me bang her in the ass" or the unfortunate "she won't let me take away her virginity." Either way, you end up with feces on your man-junk.

2. A game similar to horse, used with a tennis ball and spots marked on a wall. Spell out POOPYWEINER and lose.

3. Another name for a Duke Dog.

1. "Hey baby, i think I'm ready for sex, but I need to save my vajay-jay for marriage. Wanna do it in the butt?"

"Aww baby, that will give me mad poopyweiner"

2. "You gotta throw it off brick number 3 and catch it with your left hand...aww shit you missed. You lose poopyweiner."

3. "Look at that duke dog. She definitely looks like a poopyweiner."

Poopyweiner by naynay007 February 12, 2010

Poopweiner 

A weiner that has visited many a few anuses.

Dude Brian Peppers is such a Poopweiner.

Poopweiner by Gavin Michael August 4, 2008

Poopyheimer 

(noun) - A person who sharts themselves in public and sits on it until everyone leaves to avoid the embarrassment of having to excuse themselves for no apparent reason.

Did you smell John in the board meeting yesterday? He seemed to be glued to his seat. I'm pretty sure he's a poopyheimer.

Poopyheimer by Mac_NZ June 22, 2010

Poopwiener 

(n.) 1. the excrement that descends down a gay man's balls (a.k.a. mudflaps) when engaging in doggy-style homosexual sodomy.
2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.

"Dirty Dan just pooped on his own wiener. He's got a poopwiener, folks!"
(Jimmy Fallon from SNL)

"Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."

Poopwiener by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005

Poopy Weiner Aids 

is the definition of some stupid ass shit occurring, that makes you say, "poopy weiner aids"

"Hey mike, did you hear that tf2 isn't getting updated for at least another 25 years?" "Yeah man, that's some Poopy Weiner Aids"

Poopy Weiner Aids by sawgmassiah July 3, 2023