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poopocalypse 

An extraordinary event involving a Roomba smearing dog shit all over the house in the middle of the night in an aesthetic manner similar to a Jackson Pollack painting. The term was originally coined by David Pakman Show producer Jason and reiterated by producer Louis on August 18th, 2016.
"The Roomba is a great tool for cleaning your house but, if you have a pet who shits during the night, can lead to a 'Poopocalypse' ."
poopocalypse by Pakman's Man Pack August 18, 2016

poopocalypse 

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.
poopocalypse by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

Poopocalypse 

An incident where a pet, usually a dog, or a Roomba runs over a pets feces and throws it about the house.
I'm going to have to move, my dog had a poopocalypse.
Poopocalypse by Drihten August 31, 2019

poopacalypse 

Imminent and terrifying event of horrific pooping, that will result in great pain.
"Hey John, wanna come to the movies?"

"No, I can't about to have a poopacalypse!"
poopacalypse by Brikloss December 30, 2008

Popocalypse 

When a society at large knows more about pop-culture than their own history.

One of the many signs of the apocalypse.
Friend: Most Americans can't name the last six presidents, but they can tell you the names of the last six American Idol winners.

Me: I know. It's the effing popocalypse.
Popocalypse by canned hiss March 9, 2009

pupocalypse 

Mass event after the Covid pandemic where millions of dogs will be returned to dog shelters, after their owners had to go back to their office and could not keep them
I’m worried the pupocalypse will cause dog shelters to overflow.
pupocalypse by Gaenciso November 25, 2021