Definitions by Drihten

Peganet Level Support 

The act of offering what is perceived as technical support but is entirely unhelpful, frustrating, insulting and rude.

Google Fi provides Peganet Level support to all it's customers.

Peganet Level Support by Drihten August 31, 2019

Poopocalypse 

An incident where a pet, usually a dog, or a Roomba runs over a pets feces and throws it about the house.

I'm going to have to move, my dog had a poopocalypse.

Poopocalypse by Drihten August 31, 2019