Poopmato 

A poopmanteau of the words "poop" and "tomato". A tomato that tastes like poop.

Bob: Hi, Jill.
Jill: Your breath smells like shit.
Bob: It must have been the poopmato on the sandwich I just ate.

Poopmato by billybillybobilly April 3, 2019

Poopatorium 

The Toilet.

Can I come to your house, my poopatorium is broken and I really need to crap.

Poopatorium by ShrewMeister94 August 17, 2008

poopgatory 

It is a state wherein one feels the urge to drop his load but at the same time, it just won't happen even after trying hard.

Felef: you know that feeling you feel like you're gonna poop but also feel like you won't?
Hark: Lol torment! Looks like you're stuck on poopgatory! give it some time man.

poopgatory by dishonestgabe October 14, 2014

pooptato 

1. a shit that looks eerily similar to a potato
2. a potato that looks distinctly like a shit

Guy: "Ugh, remember those potato skins from t.g.i. fridays?....MISTAKE. It looked like a pooptato going in, and looked like one going out. Should have seen that one coming."

pooptato by shancellor August 1, 2009

poopatote 

poop in a big red ball

I poopatote alot in a giant toilet

poopatote by derek North November 6, 2007

Salty Pooptatoes 

During a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman's mouth, he must promptly turn around, ejaculate into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim "SALTY POOPTATOES!" for all his neighbors to hear.

James said "Yo man, I gave this bitch the salty pooptatoes the other night. Shit was so cash."
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"

Salty Pooptatoes by Professor Boner November 2, 2011

poopatory 

When you're stuck between staying or going cause you know you have a big ol deuce that will need to be dropped but you don't know when.

Hey bro, I want to come to the party but I'm stuck in poopatory right now.

poopatory by Jack burton May 9, 2016