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poopgatory 

It is a state wherein one feels the urge to drop his load but at the same time, it just won't happen even after trying hard.
Felef: you know that feeling you feel like you're gonna poop but also feel like you won't?
Hark: Lol torment! Looks like you're stuck on poopgatory! give it some time man.
poopgatory by dishonestgabe October 14, 2014
Words you can keep

Poopatorium 

The Toilet.
Can I come to your house, my poopatorium is broken and I really need to crap.
Poopatorium by ShrewMeister94 August 17, 2008

pogatory 

The state one enters when unsure whether to pog or cringe.
"Dude, is this meme pog or cringe?"
"Sorry man, I'm stuck in pogatory right now."
pogatory by SamHandwich15 December 29, 2020

Poogatory 

Upon finishing your business in the bathroom, you realize there's no toilet paper. You're stuck with shitty butt until someone arrives with toilet paper redemption.
Text to your roommate, "Bro, I'm downstairs stuck in poogatory. Bring me some tp!"
Poogatory by dandelionfrazer September 7, 2014

Poorgatory 

That period when you've spent all the money from your last paycheck and are waiting for the next one to come; when you can't do or buy anything
Mark: is Tony coming to the concert?
Al: No, he's home, he's in poorgatory. Can't pay for shit.

Mark: Dang
Poorgatory by partypooper69 May 26, 2014

poopatory 

When you're stuck between staying or going cause you know you have a big ol deuce that will need to be dropped but you don't know when.
Hey bro, I want to come to the party but I'm stuck in poopatory right now.
poopatory by Jack burton May 9, 2016

Poogatory 

The state of having an impending shit, but being stuck in the have to/don't have to state.
"coach wants me to run laps but I can't because I'm in poogatory and might accident launch a sewer pickle."
Poogatory by Snakeplizzken September 18, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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