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poophemism

Asserting, in a euphemistic manner, that you are about to go and take a dump.
How one might implement a poophemism:

*Family at the table eating*

You: "Be right back, just going on a short logging expedition"
poophemism by LukeRam April 11, 2010

POOPHEAD FRED 

a curly haired boy that freaks out when he loses at video games
poophead fred is mad at the pokemon game again
POOPHEAD FRED by CJ NOEHL December 28, 2008

poophead fartface 

the worst insult possible. very very hurtful. may lead to depression
Bully: "Don't end our streak you poophead fartface"
Victim: "Omg you hurt my feelings"

poophead27 

The name of professor Oak's nephew in Pokemobs by Element Animations.
"His name is Poophead27!"
poophead27 by Raisinpantz November 11, 2018
Them: your retarded
Me: poopue
Poopue by UR MUM A BUM December 13, 2018

poophead 

1. (n) A name that one uses for their significant other to show affection. Usually used when they would like to use something silly and original rather than the over-used "pooky" "poobear" and "honeybunch".

2. (adj) A name given to someone who is being overly-silly, crossing the line into the realm of stupidity.
1. a) Wanna come over and snuggle with me, poophead?
1. b) Aww, you're so sweet! Thanks poophead.

2. a) What are you doing?! You are such a poophead!
2. b) Why do you always have to act like a poophead all the time?
poophead by Johnny5Aliiive December 28, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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