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pokeflute by Vividvocan November 8, 2015
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A girl who will give sexual favours in exchange for pokemon merchandise, *especially holographic and rare pokemon cards*
Leroy:" Yo whats good girl,I see you have some pokemon on your shirt"
Pokeslut: "Yes I love pokemon, how about you "
Leroy :"Hell yea girl , I got all the cards and the games"
Pokeslut: "Oh really, you wouldn't happen to have any extra promo charizards would you"
Leroy: "Well I might be able to pull a few strings for you if you pull a few strings for me, if you know what i'm saying"
Pokeslut: "well maybe we can go in your car and I'll see what I can do for you big boy,I gotta see the card first though"
Leroy: "No Problem girl, I got all my card albums in the car"
Pokeslut" So what? do you want a blowjob or what"
Leroy "Shiiiiet , If you want that promo charizard you know what you gotta do "
Pokeslut " alright big boy"
*then proceeds to do a sexual favour in exchange for the card*
Pokeslut: "Yes I love pokemon, how about you "
Leroy :"Hell yea girl , I got all the cards and the games"
Pokeslut: "Oh really, you wouldn't happen to have any extra promo charizards would you"
Leroy: "Well I might be able to pull a few strings for you if you pull a few strings for me, if you know what i'm saying"
Pokeslut: "well maybe we can go in your car and I'll see what I can do for you big boy,I gotta see the card first though"
Leroy: "No Problem girl, I got all my card albums in the car"
Pokeslut" So what? do you want a blowjob or what"
Leroy "Shiiiiet , If you want that promo charizard you know what you gotta do "
Pokeslut " alright big boy"
*then proceeds to do a sexual favour in exchange for the card*
pokeslut by Mattias Ia Eklundh November 3, 2006
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Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!