pokeflute 

when someone wakes you up by giving you a blow job.

i woke up to misty giving me a pokeflute

pokeflute by Vividvocan November 8, 2015

pokeslut 

A girl who will give sexual favours in exchange for pokemon merchandise, *especially holographic and rare pokemon cards*

Leroy:" Yo whats good girl,I see you have some pokemon on your shirt"

Pokeslut: "Yes I love pokemon, how about you "

Leroy :"Hell yea girl , I got all the cards and the games"

Pokeslut: "Oh really, you wouldn't happen to have any extra promo charizards would you"

Leroy: "Well I might be able to pull a few strings for you if you pull a few strings for me, if you know what i'm saying"

Pokeslut: "well maybe we can go in your car and I'll see what I can do for you big boy,I gotta see the card first though"

Leroy: "No Problem girl, I got all my card albums in the car"

Pokeslut" So what? do you want a blowjob or what"

Leroy "Shiiiiet , If you want that promo charizard you know what you gotta do "

Pokeslut " alright big boy"

*then proceeds to do a sexual favour in exchange for the card*

pokeslut by Mattias Ia Eklundh November 3, 2006

Pokéslut 

A person, typically a woman, who is a fan of or in the Pokémon universe themself (Such as Cynthia) who thinks and or takes a lot of dick (this can be human or Pokémon) and participates in acts commonly viewed as slutty.

C1: “Hey I met with Cynthia the other day and she was really nice”
C2: “Dude, you know she’s a massive Pokéslut for her Garchomp right?”

Pokéslut by Eldro November 26, 2024

Poopflute 

A person who spouts useless nonsense, usually with enthusiasm even though no one cares about the subject. It's like they are playing their poopflute, an instrument they are passionate about, but no one else is.

Did you hear Dave going on about the different types of fruit people should eat for liver detox? That guy is such a poopflute.

Poopflute by Hitchhiker42 May 31, 2025