Poopey dick 

a dick that is covered in poop after anal sex

Dude, i had anal with your mom last night! Man did i have a poopey dick after that

Poopey dick by Rdot9 December 16, 2008

poopy dick 

When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.

Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick

poopy dick by Rick March 6, 2003

poopy dick 

one's cock who is cover in poo. see also joe burton.

joe burton has a mad poopy dick.

poopy dick by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

poopy dick 

An act of retaliation involving a sample of human excrement and a person named Richard.

He awoke with a hangover and the undeniably aweful smell of feces on his chest, suggesting that he truly was a poopy dick.

poopy dick by BFT April 14, 2003

Poopy Dick 

A man who during anal sex encounters human feces. That feces enters the dick hole and stops him from urinating properly.

Yo I want to have anal but I don’t want to have poopy dick

Poopy Dick by Itztoplesss June 20, 2018

Sloppy Poopy Dick 

When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!

Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)

Sloppy Poopy Dick by CookiePuss January 5, 2005

Poopy Dick 

(noun) and (verb) A term that refers to the insertion of a penis into one’s anal canal. An alternate term for anal sex

“dude I was at carly’s house and she wanted me to put in in her ass. I felt like a dick for flaking but then i remembered no one likes 12 minutes of poopy dick”

Poopy Dick by GawkityGawk March 30, 2022