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pooperhatch 

"Her pussy was nice, but that pooperhatch stank!"
pooperhatch by Hatcher August 4, 2006

poopersnaps 

"This problem is hard.."
"Did you use substitution?"
"Oh poopersnaps! I didn't!"
poopersnaps by Tom Kurowski September 28, 2006

pooperman 

something that is better than superman and that can kick your ass
pooperman is the best super hero ever
pooperman by jake paul May 4, 2018

pooperbate 

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.
Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
pooperbate by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

Poopertainment 

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.
"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"
Poopertainment by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

pooperoni 

poop that is reddish brown in color with a cylindrical shape representing pepperoni
Hey man, don't eat that, that's pooperoni!
pooperoni by madchiller July 28, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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