Pooper Duper 

People who walk their dogs with no intention of picking up after them but carry plastic bags or other implements for doing so to appear that they do.

"Oh look, Frank is walking his great dane and has those poop bags for cleaning up after him!"
"Don't be too impressed, he's a pooper duper."

Pooper Duper by slomo67 December 1, 2016

pooper-duper 

Pronunciation: 'pü-p&r-'dü-p&r
Function: adjective
Etymology: reduplication of super-pooper

Definition: pooper of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, or impressiveness

Noone could have guessed that this seemingly refined and well-mannered young man was actually the world's most prominent pooper-duper!

pooper-duper by Pooper-duper July 16, 2007

super duper pooper scooper 

any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.

When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.

super duper pooper scooper by tomjr April 14, 2006

super duper pooper scooper 

Anything that is "super", especially when it's also "duper".

The "pooper scooper" part is added both for extra "superness" and "duperness" and for just being plain silly or to make someone who has never heard the phrase before laugh like a silly little mermaid or guffaw their bollocks off.

"Wow, have you heard the Chemical Brothers' latest single? It's, like, so damn catchy. Like, super duper pooper scooper catchy."

super duper pooper scooper by Turtleboy3000 September 19, 2016

super duper pooper scooper 

your hand: scoop the poop with your hand the eat it

mmm yummy!

super duper pooper scooper by thebestguyonearth November 16, 2003

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ 

the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ is gay as fuck and ripped my dick off the other day

unrecommended

"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ 

The Ultimate strawberry jam

"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022