thebestguyonearth's definitions

DL Hughley

An African-American comedian.
sadly, HE IS NOT FUNNY DL has a tendency to make Black vs.white jokes and sucks at telling them.
And he uses STALE JOKES, like a white guy can get a job and black guy can't.

DL if you are reading this,please try making some other jokes like BRUCE BRUCE.
I am no psychic, but I don't think he has a chance at a second season on "Comedy" central

by thebestguyonearth August 31, 2005

tozai

a cheap company that sells electronics
that are made with really bad desings they make coby look good

I own a tozai cassette player and the tape is hard to extract from the inards of the player itself

by thebestguyonearth July 7, 2004

Big Bubba Prison Style

Prison sex between big bubba and some other dude.Which is hella wrong,but in a way funny.

Gaylords batty men village people
two guy's bonin' early in the monin'

by thebestguyonearth January 21, 2005

sucka

something rudy brito said to the band teacher after being told to "shut up"

the band teacher=Shut up before i send you outta here, thats your second strike
rudy= It was the first time sucka!

by thebestguyonearth December 28, 2003

food stamps

the little stamps u use to get food yo broke-ass sonfoabitch

my friend uses food stamps cuz he is so poor he can,t even pay attention!

by thebestguyonearth August 5, 2003

ufo

spacecraft of or relating to another planet or dimension

your mom was born on a ufo spacecraft

by thebestguyonearth August 5, 2003

:(

a depressed person that is going to commit suicide

you

by thebestguyonearth October 17, 2003