Definitions by Kapoorinc

Poopalaxing

The act of spending an excessive amount of time sitting on the toilet long after finishing your business, usually spent scrolling through your phone, reading, or hiding from responsibilities.

I went to the bathroom an hour ago, but I got caught up poopalaxing and reading Reddit threads until my legs went numb."

Poopalaxing by Kapoorinc July 5, 2026