Poop Shoe 

The situation that occurs when you are wearing shoes with deep treads and you inadvertently step in a pile of relatively fresh dog crap. The crap then fills the treads of your shoes and you are now stuck with "Poop Shoe". Most of the time you do not know you have Poop Shoe until someone asks you about the rancid stench surrounding you.

The Poop Shoe lasts until one of the following things happens. 1) You wash your poop shoe off in the kitchen sink and causing your wife to hate you. 2) You wash your poop shoe off with the garden hose causing poop to spray all over you and then you hate you. 3) You give up and leave your Poop Shoe outside until the poop is hard enough to simply be shaken off by beating the poop shoe on the ground.

My God Tim! Do you not pick up your dogs crap? I only took 10 freaking steps in your yard and came down with a case of Poop Shoe!

Poop Shoe by Sawman70 February 12, 2019

Poop shoe 

Setting your foot down into a diaper with lots of poop, and trying to pick it up but the diaper gets stuck to your foot for a second like that of a shoe.
Poop shoe.

Here's some tea, Becky. Did you hear what happened to Jenny? Someone witnessed her put an open diaper on the floor while she finished putting on her childs clean diaper, and her mommy brain made her forget about it so she set her foot down and got the poop shoe !

Poop shoe by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc November 1, 2020

Poop In My Shoe!

An exclamation of great outrage and hopelessness used when realizing that your current situation (usually consisting of an upcoming task or decision) cannot get any worse and that there is no avoiding the impending discomfort to come. Typically used when a situation is of similar despair to that of when one wakes up to find that someone has defecated inside his/her only pair of shoes, and knowing that they will not have adequate time to fully clean said footwear before having to be somewhere that day.

Cop: "Your friend told me that you're carrying marijuana."

You: "He was just kidding."

Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"

You: "Poop In My Shoe!"

Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."

You: "Poop In My Shoe!"

Poop In My Shoe! by LarryROIDS!!! March 8, 2011

poop shoes 

the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.

matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?

rey: it was me, bro!

matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.

rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!

matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!

poop shoes by pied pooper July 19, 2011

Poop Shoes 

Poop Shoes
n.
1. A covering for the human foot, usually made of human feces, having a thick and somewhat stiff sole and a lighter top. They differ from poop boots on not extending so far up the leg.

A. Position; status: You would not want to be in my poop shoes.
B. Plight: I wouldn't want to be in your poop shoes.

Poop Shoes by McNasty January 20, 2003

Poop-Shoed

when a person or persons receives inferior drugs (particularly marijuana) from their dealer while still having to pay premium prices.

Chad: "Check out this bag I just got"
Tony: "Dude... You just got poop-shoed. This shit sucks."
Chad: " Fuck you Tony"

Poop-Shoed by Jackie Rabbit February 19, 2011

Poop Shoes 

Slang for hi-top shoes.

Ayyy, man got the poop shoes on.

Poop Shoes by wkgrah January 5, 2022