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poop scarf 

a long turd wrapped around your neck for warmth.
dammit! i'm so cold AND i forgot my poop scarf!
poop scarf by isshehip November 20, 2009

poop scarfer 

someone or something that ingests poop at a rapid rate.
GUY: my dog is such a poop scarfer
poop scarfer by Dick Dangles October 6, 2011

Poop Scarf 

A scarf you wear while pooping to keep you warm in the winter
Aw man, I forgot to bring my poop scarf to the bathroom and I was shivering on the toilet.
Poop Scarf by pissssssssssssssssss December 14, 2020

Poop-scarab 

An easier to remember name for the Dung Beetle, that rolls balls of feces for it's entire life in order to consume it later.
"-Nice poop-scarab you got here !
-It's a dung beetle.
-Haha, poop-scarab."
Poop-scarab by oskarwash May 6, 2021

poopscaroons

Making a doody so satisfying that your It winds around the toilet bowl. Then you need to take a nap afterwards
Uncle Steve hurries home after work to make a satisfying poopscaroons. Then passes out on the bathroom floor from exhaustion passing that bowel winding masterpiece.

That’s some good ole dropping brown experience you made Grandmom.
poopscaroons by Junkerbooty December 3, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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