scarfer 

A regular soccer fan who is not a hooligan.

the hooligans did not attack the rival team's fans, because they were just scarfers

scarfer by banana head December 1, 2004

scarfer 

Self-Care Apathy Resulting From Existence of Relationship. Refers to someone who lets go after they become established with another person. Can be used as a noun or verb as seen in examples below.

1: Dude, what happened to Mia? She's been coming in with sweatpants all week.
2: She became a scarfer ever since she got engaged.

1: Is Joe getting fat?
2: He's been scarfing ever since he got married.

scarfer by yosupsupsup May 25, 2013

scarfer 

the action of farting in the bathtub and consuming the bubbles

"man, he is such a scarfer"
"tell me about it, eww"

scarfer by lyzzieloo January 12, 2008

poop scarfer 

someone or something that ingests poop at a rapid rate.

GUY: my dog is such a poop scarfer

poop scarfer by Dick Dangles October 6, 2011

Shit-Scarfer

Someone who uses a scarf to wipe their butt clean. The scarf is grasped at one end behind the rear, pulled between the legs and held at the front by the other hand. A swift sawing motion back & forth cleans the rear. This could cause a UTI if not careful.

While trying to show her friends that she's a shit-scarfer, S*****y gave herself a wedgie.

Shit-Scarfer by BooHooBean March 31, 2010

bubble scarfer 

Someone who pops and or eats another person's fart bubbles in a bath or other body of water.

John would be a bubble scarfer if he ever got a chance to sit in the hot tub with Malory when she farts.

bubble scarfer by Fab Bab December 26, 2013

Scarfed 

To purposefully ignore someone whilst fiddling with your scarf, so that they cannot try and take your arm or come near you or even make conversation ..... and so giving them the cold shoulder.

Hey, did you hear how Prince William totally scarfed Duchess Meghan on the way out of church on Christmas Day? Wow - he looked so cool - he will one day be a formidable king!

Scarfed by celt man December 31, 2018