poontz 

Slang. A word to use when you're insulting someone. Generally used by hockey players to insult or kid with their teammates and friends. Can replace insults like asshole, douchebag, tool, etc.

"You're a fuckin' poontz!"

poontz by sarahp774 September 29, 2014

Poontz 

Term used in reference to, or used other than, Vagina, Pussy, Neden, Hoo-Hoo, Cunt, Poontang Pie, Poonani, Puss, Bearded Clam, Vertical Smile, Beaver, Puss-Puss, Jay-Jay, Vajayjay, Twat, Chocha, Snatch, Coochie, Cooter, Muff, Box, Snapper, Hot Pocket, Honey Pot, Clit, Etc.

Now tell that hairy bitch imma kick her ass right in ha fat fuckin poontz.- B. William's
Come here suger lemme get some if dat poontz. - B. Williams

Poontz by Ol'SkoolPerv302 May 31, 2020

Poontz Goontz

A goon, or large oafish manchild who fudges with your shit. But then pusses out, runs away and calls YOU a pussy.

Good god. Why is this kid poontz goontzing, can’t he just give it a rest?! It’s 4am!

Don’t be a poontz goontz, I gotta keep up on what I got.

Poontz Goontz by Crypstyn mcdougal November 9, 2022

The Poontz 

A disease that is acquired through higgling Bees often. This disease consist of highly infectious forms of genital warts, severely burning herpes, and bloody open sores, all on the genitalia, hands, mouth, eyes, anus, and ear holes.

Jerry: Dude I was higgling this sexy bee yesterday.

Drew: Wow you higgle a lot you sure you won't contract the poontz?

Zman: Yeah I had them once, my eyes bled for months and my genitals had warts all over them.

Jerry: THat sounds rough but higglings too much fun I cant stop.

The Poontz by The Ben MK II June 9, 2011

poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy

noun: poontocracy

a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.

a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch

the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man

Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?

Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.

Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.

Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.

Example two

Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.

Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.

poontocracy by poondoggle June 8, 2018

poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon

society governed by the woman

Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.

Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.

Man 2 He is a slave to the system.

poontocracy by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018

poontank 

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.

Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"

poontank by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021