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A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.
He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.
poontard by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008
Words you can keep
someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard
Hes a fucking poontard
Poontard by Go-Getter April 28, 2006
Related Words
Some one who is abosolutly terrible with women
combonation of poontang (pussy) and retard thus getting
Poontard
God DAMN Andrew is such a fucking poontard!
Poontard by Sir Branchaud April 28, 2006
When someone takes leave of their facilities or shows poor judgement based on a desire to have intercourse with a woman.
He is a Poontard when it comes to plus-size women.
Poontard by Macatawa March 19, 2009
A person completely lacking in intelligence.
Only a complete poontard would fail the California state exit exam
poontard by YargPirateYarg February 24, 2005

Poortarded 

A person who is ignorant on the basis of economic upbringing.
Timmy didn't know how to operate the microwave, because he's poortarded.
Poortarded by The In and Out Kids September 11, 2005

Pooptardus 

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.
Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!
Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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