poontard

A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.

He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.

by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008

Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard

Hes a fucking poontard

by Go-Getter April 28, 2006

Poontard

Some one who is abosolutly terrible with women
combonation of poontang (pussy) and retard thus getting
Poontard

God DAMN Andrew is such a fucking poontard!

by Sir Branchaud April 28, 2006

Poontard

When someone takes leave of their facilities or shows poor judgement based on a desire to have intercourse with a woman.

He is a Poontard when it comes to plus-size women.

by Macatawa March 19, 2009

poontard

A person completely lacking in intelligence.

Only a complete poontard would fail the California state exit exam

by YargPirateYarg February 24, 2005

Poortarded

A person who is ignorant on the basis of economic upbringing.

Timmy didn't know how to operate the microwave, because he's poortarded.

by The In and Out Kids September 11, 2005

Pooptardus

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

by Kat1317 April 1, 2015