pooftart

an online modern warfare 2 player on the playstation network that is killing you

pooftart first blood!!

by hatchetly_wikked February 9, 2010

Pooptart

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual

Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART

by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020

poofart

N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.

I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.

by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004

pooftarisation

When something has become stupid, dumb or gay

That kid Mihalo has a high level of pooftarisation.

by Mehow Vgaysingham August 17, 2019

pooptart

A pastry that is made of human excrement rather than flower and water. Also can be filled with other foods such as shrimp or corn.

I would like one corn Pooptart please.

by super beto May 10, 2009

pooptart

1. very similiar to the well known kellogs pop tart, the only differance being the delicous fruit flavored filling is replaced with disgusting poop.

little jeffy was late for school, and no other choice but to quickly scarf a pooptart.

by Chase55 November 14, 2007

pooftard

An airhead that brings volume to her hair with loads of hairspray and immense teasing. Consequently, the chemicals from the hairspray become lodged in her brain causing her brain cells to die at an alarming rate. Eventually, this will cause the individual to reach a state of mental retardation. At this point her "poof" becomes a survival mechanism, much like a helmet for her head, in case she runs into doors, walls, windows, etc.

"Hey pooftard, hand me the hairspray!"

"Hey pooftard, will you tease my hair?"

by Sister Mary Katherine October 13, 2009