Definitions by Go-Getter

Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard

Hes a fucking poontard

Poontard by Go-Getter April 28, 2006

pull an E.T.

To call home.
Such as E.T. in the movie, E.T. phone home.

Hey, man i gotta pull an E.T.

pull an E.T. by Go-Getter April 26, 2006