getting called in the crapper whilst being called or calling a person who is puking at that moment. If you are puking and taking a shit at the same time you should see a doctor.
Any smart phone implementation ('app') of the wildly popular number placement game 'Sudoku' played specifically while using the restroom. The 21st century equivalent to the time honored tradition of reading while doing the same.
I think I am going to go play a little 'Poohdoku' after lunch.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).