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1. The lifestyle of which you love to spend time taking shits and having a lazy lifestyle.

2. Down to earth, while enjoying a bit of twisted humor.

3. Also used to describe poon is ok.

4. Can be used to add emphasis.
Don't be like that poonok guy.
We all know that this shit is Poonok.
That guy is really good poontank.
Gays don't understand poonok.
Poonok by poonok May 28, 2008
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(Poon-kin)

A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.
Boi1: Aye you poonkin?
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.
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Poonogger 

Piece of shit... can be used as an insult.
Shut up Poonogger!

You smell like a Poonogger!
Poonogger by Richard W EB November 26, 2010
A person from New Brunswick. The term derives from the word Bluenoser, which is a person who lives across the border in Nova Scotian. Poonoser mocks their belief and riteous attitude that they are that much better than their neighbouring province.
Hey, did u see that jerk Norm from New Brunswick? What a Poonoser.
poonoser by Nova Scotian November 2, 2012
Poonono is an old vagina often with large muff. Age is 35-110.
oh shit I’m going to be sic after seeing that poonono
poonono by Peter Pan47547 May 27, 2008

Poonopoly 

1. Having a monopoly on poon.
2. Getting the majority of bitches to ones self. With these bitches comes the exclusive rights to their poons.
3. Being a player.
1. That guy has a total poonopoly of the bitches in this area!
2. If you keep your pimp hand strong, then you too may someday have a complete poonopoly.
Poonopoly by by Yoge and Spanky February 20, 2008
The act of playing sudoku while taking a poop.
You've been in there 35 minutes and I haven't heard the toilet flush. Are you playing poodoku?
poodoku by Smithers the Cat January 6, 2009
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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