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poonitis 

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.
1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."
poonitis by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

Poonitentiary 

Damn bruh, I'm busier than a tampon salesman in a poonitentiary.
Poonitentiary by GatorPlanet May 21, 2021

Stinkus Poonitus 

Very generic way to describe a woman's vaginal odor. Usually the scent vaguely associated with that of a dead fish.
I wasn't putting my mouth anywhere near that bitch she had a bad case of Stinkus Poonitus!
Stinkus Poonitus by RonCoyote July 28, 2011
A woman, or a woman's vagina. Typically used by Ribby The Party Frog himself.
Her pooniti was plowed more than the Corn Fields of Iowa.
Pooniti by lawlwa March 19, 2022

Poonitrator 

A sexual maneuver which allows the male to penetrate four holes within a female partner all at once. The female lies on her stomach while the male partner stands in between her legs, penetrating her vagina. At the same time, he inserts his left hand finger into her anus, while the female arches her back as the male inserts two fingers into her nostrils and pulls back to maintain the position.
Last night my girlfriend and I attempted the Poonitrator, but I pulled too hard and she tore a muscle.
Poonitrator by Myth&Tarnesh January 7, 2009
when two dirty austalians are caught at it in the bush by a wildfire, and burnt when their pubic hair ignites in a fiery furnace, making the hottest session ever!
g'day mate u recovered from ur poonite yet? i heard that it kept burning for three days.....
poonite by gD-bint May 5, 2007
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