by Sarah Gialketsis October 2, 2008
Get the poonita mug.Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"
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Poopita is a poopy person who poops everything up and makes it poopy and they can be unpoopy for a while but you know that eventually they will poop everything up u-u
by BraceFaceUwU March 15, 2020
Get the poopita mug.Poopita is a poopy person who poops everything up and makes it poopy and they can be unpoopy for a while but you know that eventually they will poop everything up
by BraceFaceUwU March 15, 2020
Get the poopita mug.Rough anal intercourse, usually performed as punishment for those who are unfortunate to enter enter the Poontah Tribe's sacred territory. It involves the whole group of whoever stepped into their territory strapped to a log and given two choices. Death... or Poontah. Most given these choices are unaware of the true nature of the word Poontah, and are buttfucked by the whole damn tribe (except the chieftain.) Those who survive the hard Poontah feel the cum from the tribe's collective climax alter their DNA, and in 20-ish minutes become another member of the tribe.
Chieftain: Skinneh Man... what do you choose? Poontah..? or DEATH?!
Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...
Chieftain: *silence*
Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?
Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!
Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*
Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.
Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...
Chieftain: *silence*
Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?
Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!
Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*
Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 9, 2019
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by Mark D'Antonio October 29, 2006
Get the poontacular mug.A gesture made with the hand by placing the tips of the thumb and index finger together. Like forming the "okay" sign but shown from the backside and below the shoulder. The idea is to get another person to glance at it, earning the right to punch them in the arm. The poonstance can be negated however by the viewer putting his finger through the ring that is made by the thumb and index finger. From a game often played by young adult males.
by Robble February 11, 2009
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