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pronounced Pahn-khacks

This veristile term is most used for the explanation of a desire or strong craving to partake in the smoking and or toking of Marijuana.

stoner 1: Dude lets go to IHOP im hungry
stoner 2: Me too cuntrag, but i have a bad case of the poncakes. Lets go smoke a fatty
stoner 1: Muffins! to HighHOP it is.

poncakes by Pogoson May 25, 2006

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Poncakes

Made by kenzie on a bus he randomly says it vut its a famous word its real slang in Dumfries and galloway

I am very hungry granny can i have a poncakes

Poncakes by Matthew hind April 13, 2021

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Pancakes on plate

A girl (mostly Asian) with extremely small boobs close to be totally flat chested.

Hey Joe! Look! There are nothing to hold on to! These are pancakes on plate!

Pancakes on plate by Sexy Big Daddy Cool September 20, 2019

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Wet Pancakes and Monkey Donuts

When your friend use this it means she isn't sober

Kloey's spirit animals are wet pancakes and monkey donuts

Wet Pancakes and Monkey Donuts by Kloepetr November 1, 2020

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Banana Pancakes

Something you eat for breakfast when you want bananas and pancakes. This is probably the only legit definition in the urban dictionary.

I want banana pancakes!

Banana Pancakes by Luna SilverLite May 14, 2019

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ghetto pancakes

toast covered with butter and syrup:)

I'm so lazy i just made ghetto pancakes for dinner.

ghetto pancakes by DPKsBabyGirL February 21, 2007

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butt pancakes

so basically, it is when one’s ass is so hot that if you were to take a ladle and some pancake batter and pour it on your ass that the batter would cook to a perfect golden brown, ready for serving.

bro, my room was so hot last night i could have made some delicious BURNING FUCKING BUTT PANCAKES!!!

butt pancakes by ewontonsoup November 4, 2018

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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