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poopcake syndrome 

lily fake af that’s why she has poopcake syndrome

Poop Cake 

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.
Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."
Poop Cake by Icky Dongus July 18, 2019

pooncakes 

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...
pooncakes by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008
An extra large poo poo suprise.. can take a very long time to create.
"Dude, that thing is fucking huge!"
"I know, I made it, it's a poocake!" :D
Poocake by KatKat and LouLou July 20, 2009

PoonCake 

I'd like some pooncake!
PoonCake by TacoBell2332423333 October 30, 2011
it's when a homosexual is so homosexual that they are beyond "fruitcake". The stage past fruitcake is poofier than a fruitcake. yet still with the gaiety of cake. the two clearly must collide resulting in a poofcake.
Fuck sake John. Stop being such a fucking poofcake.
poofcake by Tamtaw Slutson October 17, 2004