PooFire

The act of deficating on a pavement, car, boat, partner, dog whatever and then lighting it. Occasionally extra fuel will be required.

n.b. When expressing PooFire it must be loud and almost sang.

"OMG what is he doing?"
"POOFIRE!"

"honey why is my back hot?"
"POOFIRE!"

by thisisntmyrealnamereallyitsIan April 6, 2009

Poofie

Something that sucks

Yo dude why do you have on a jean thong? You look poofie.

by Chloe7159 August 3, 2019

Poofie

The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.

I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today

by Fergo's got a gun April 11, 2014

Poofie

The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.

Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.

by Ujal April 4, 2005

poofier

A word that describes what happens to the hair of women under certain circumstances.

My hair is a lot poofier today then usual.

by Mr.Bobby September 15, 2013

Poofie

A type of fart. Usually a step below a really smelly fart. Kind of like a baby's fart. A light tolerable fart but still has a stinky smell.

(Him)"I just farted"

(Her)"you better roll the window down"
(Him)"nah, it's just a poofie"

by Smartfucks November 27, 2016

poofie flower

The fluffy, white flower you're supposed to make a wish on and blow it away.

I saw the biggest poofie flower and made a wish.

by Thid April 27, 2017