Poo-splash 

The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.

Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.

Poo-splash by Wobbe January 20, 2009

Poo Water Splash Dick 

When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.

"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"

Ya rt

Poo Water Splash Dick by LunchKing June 28, 2013

Poo Sploshing

What happens when you fall down the toilet while you defecate.

"Poor Dave. He's gone poo sploshing."

Poo Sploshing by SuburbanSlang April 27, 2014

pooplash 

An event during a bowel movement where the fecal matter strikes the water with such force that it rebounds onto the bum and/or underside of the seat. Especially likely during diarrhea.

"Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself pooplash!"

pooplash by M.D. Iarrhea February 17, 2015

Poopsplash 

A strong statement of disagreement; an exclamation which shows dislike for something.

1.Mother: You have to clean your room.
Son: Poopsplash on that mom.

2.Poopsplash! My baseball team just lost the world series.

Poopsplash by The Supreme1 April 6, 2009