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Poo Water Splash Dick 

When you poo so hard, the water from the toilet splashes up all over your dick.
"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"

Ya rt

Poo Sploshing

What happens when you fall down the toilet while you defecate.
"Poor Dave. He's gone poo sploshing."
Poo Sploshing by SuburbanSlang April 27, 2014

pooplash 

An event during a bowel movement where the fecal matter strikes the water with such force that it rebounds onto the bum and/or underside of the seat. Especially likely during diarrhea.
"Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself pooplash!"
pooplash by M.D. Iarrhea February 17, 2015

Poopsplash 

A strong statement of disagreement; an exclamation which shows dislike for something.
1.Mother: You have to clean your room.
Son: Poopsplash on that mom.

2.Poopsplash! My baseball team just lost the world series.
Poopsplash by The Supreme1 April 6, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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